BITE ME

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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(Source: mountstar, via alwayssunny11)

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

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(Source: aint-got-nothin-at-all, via yenmoney)

xshe-hood-thox:

I hate a “send me a pic” ass nigga, a when I say I’m laying down he say “without me” ass nigga, can’t hold a convo but can talk about sex for hours ass nigga, ain’t tryna take you out but wanna chill ass nigga, “what are you wearing” ass nigga. Sick of these niggas

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